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Best of the Babylon Bee: New Yorker being stabbed glad to know Mamdani focused on arresting Netanyahu

Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.

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As reports of rising violence reached City Hall, Mamdani assured residents that he would not be sidetracked from his quest to arrest a foreign prime minister. READ MORE

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Sources revealed that Kennedy, a longtime wildlife aficionado, methodically hunted down the famous raccoon over the past two days. READ MORE

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“Yeah, that’s our bad, totally unintentional,” Sherrill said at a press conference. “We did not mean to add the entire country of Bolivia to our voter rolls and have them swing every election in favor of the Democrats. That would be wrong and against the law. We don’t do things like that. The registration of 12 million Bolivians was simply the result of… of… a slight software glitch. Yeah… that’s what it was. Yep.” READ MORE

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Throughout the COVID-19 pandemic, Fauci kept meticulous notes in his diary about every lie he told under oath, which in retrospect had begun to seem unwise. READ MORE

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